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• There is more simplicity in a man who eats caviar on impulse than in a man who eats Grapenuts on principle.
  -- G.K. Chesterto...
• Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons!
• BEATNIK CANNIBAL -- a man who eats three squares a day.
• Confucius say: "Man who eats tennis shoes is likely to pass sneakers.
• Man who bites bread or eats peas with knife is lost creature.
• The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit, the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist.
  -- Gilbert K. Chesterton (1874-1936)...
• The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
  -- Gilbert K. Chesterto...
• One may understand the cosmos, but never the ego; the self is more distant than any star.
  -- G. K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy...
• According to statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds.
  I don't know who this fella is, but I know where to find him. -- Morey Amsterdam...