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According To Statistics, A Man Eats A Prune Every Twenty Seconds.
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According to statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't
know who this fella is, but I know where to find him.
-- Morey Amsterdam
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I just bought a new house. It has no plumbing. It's uncanny. -- Morey Amsterdam
Love is blind. I guess that's why it proceeds by the sense of touch. -- Morey Amsterdam
I like the one about the fella who swam the English Channel.
It took him fifty-eight hours to swim there, twelve seconds to come back....
I got an aunt named Minnie. Weighs 264. When she sits on the chair there's so much of her there--most of her sits on the floor.
-- Morey Amsterdam...
Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I'm gonna find a tractor that small. -- Steven Wrigh