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• There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
  His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....
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• Young man, never be a solemn ass. -- Tom Wicker (from Jonathan Daniels)
• Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
• Ain't nothin' an old man can do for me but bring me a message from a young man. -- Moms Mabley
• When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what that man has to say.
  For it isn't your father or mother or wife Whose judgement upon you must pa...