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• Hewlett Packard does it with precision.
• The secret to Hewlett-Packard's success is that we've simply got more bonfires burning at one time.
  -- Bill Hewle...
• What if is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your sentences without permission, or risk being sued.
• Windows - From the people who brought you EDLIN!
• Windows 3.1: from the people that brought you EDLIN.
• So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us?
  Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you....
• The Modelski Chain Rule: 1: Look intently at the problem for several minutes.
  Scratch your head at 20-30 second intervals. Try solving the problem on your Hewlett-Packard....
• Brought to you by the people who made "out of context" a household word