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Tip Of The Day: Never Fry Bacon In The Nude.
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Tip of the Day:
Never fry bacon in the nude.
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Cooking lesson #1, don't fry bacon in the nude!
I'm never gonna get used to the thirty-first century.
Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?...
Millions now living will never fry! ...
Never MOON a werewolf. -- Survival Tip #2
Never smile at a crocodile. -- Survival Tip #1
The word that's on the tip of your tongue? You'll never remember it.
Windows Tip of the Day: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to your CONFIG.SYS file.
DOS Tip of the Day: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS file.
HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar!
