Related:

• Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life: If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
• The function of freedom is to free somebody else. -- Toni Morriso
• It's someone else's fault!
• I speak religion's message clear, I am denial guilt and fear.
  I am the prayers of the naive, I am the lie that you believe. -- |\|I|/|...
• If you require someone to change you require them to lie.
• Lie: The program is bug free.
• To be free is to have achieved your life. -- Tennessee William
• Symptom: Everything has gone dark. Fault: The Bar is closing.
  Action Required: Panic. Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet....
• Gordon's Law: If you think you have the solution, the question was poorly phrased.