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Too Cool To Calypso, Too Tough To Tango, Too Weird To Watusi -- The Only One
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Too cool to calypso,
Too tough to tango,
Too weird to watusi
-- The Only Ones
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No muff's too tough. We dive at five.
No muff too tough for us... -- Sign at a muffler shop
Monterey Bay to Simi Valley - Too Cool
Problems! Problems! If only too much MONEY was a problem!
It IS too a Tagline!
Life's too short not too laugh.
Rich customer on phone to fishmonger: Please deliver me a dozen oysters, not too large, not too small, not very old, not tough and not sandy.
Fishmonger: Certainly, madam. With or without pearls?...
You can't have too many buttons--only too little surface area.
The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small. Murphy's Ninth Military Law
