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• Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks Did gyre and gimble in their cave All mimsy was the CS-VAX And Cory raths outgrave.
  "Beware the software rot, my son! The faults that bite, the jobs that thrash!...
• Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks Did gyre and gimble in their cave All mimsy was the CS-VAX And Cory raths outgrabe.
  "Beware the software rot, my son! The faults that bite, the jobs that thrash!...
• Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
  "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! All mimsy were the borogroves The jaws that bite, the claws And the mome raths outgrabe....
• Quote #79 `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
  All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe....
• Twas brillig, and the slithy toves And as in uffish thought he stood Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
  The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame All mimsy were the borogroves Came whuffling through the tulgey wood And the mome raths outgrabe....
• Twas bullig, and the slithy brokers Did buy and gamble in the craze "Beware the Jabberstock, my son!
  All rosy were the Dow Jones stokers The cost that bites, the worth By market's wrath unphased....