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• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism
  call it what you like, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it....
• The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism
  call it what you like, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it....
• Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how to be part of the ocean.
  After months of training, the father drop commented to the mother drop, "We've taught our boy everything we know, he's fit to be tide....
• Wild moonlight fills the whole courtyard; Drop by drop falls the crystal dew.
  One by one the moving stars appear. The fleeting glowworms sparkle in dark corners....
• We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.
  -- Luciano de Crescenzo...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell the ocea
  a spark of fire helps to give light to the world. None are too small, too feeble, too poor to be of service....
• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex....