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• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
• The world is too complicated for one line aphorisms.
• I have done the state some service, and they know 't.
  No more of that. I pray you, in your letters, When you shall these unlucky deeds relate, Speak of me as I am...
• Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast or of one thing too exclusively.
  -- Voltaire...
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat....
• The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys.
  But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it....
• Bigamy is taking one too many.
• How many small-town people -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and a cop to make sure he isn't doing it too fast....