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We Could Nuke Baghdad Into Glass, Wipe It With Windex, Tie Fatback On Our Feet And Go Skating.
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We could nuke Baghdad into glass, wipe it with Windex, tie fatback on our
feet and go skating.
-- Fred Reed, Air Force Times columnist.
Related:
Baghdad is Arabic for molten glass...
In computer science, we stand on each other's feet. -- Brian K. Reed
Backups?? Why, when we have the Air Force.
Within a month [in 1969] I had met the first of a small but not uninfluential community of people who violently opposed SALT for a simple reaso
It might keep America from developing a first-strike capability against the Soviet Union....
Yabbadynamics: n., progressive force which enables Fred Flintstone to power a stone automobile with just his feet.
-- Jens-Dominik Muelle...
For all parts of the body that we see fit to expose to the wind and air are found fit to endure i
face, feet, hands, legs, shoulders, head, according as custom invites us....
I have no desire to prove anything by dancing. I have never used it as an outlet or a means of expressing myself.
I just dance. I just put my feet in the air and move them around. -- Fred Astaire...
It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it.
After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics....
Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
-- Fred Hoyle...