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• Missing the return. Misfortune. Misfortune from within and without.
  If armies are set marching in this way, One will in the end suffer a great defeat, Disastrous for the ruler of the country....
• The Moscow Evening News advertised a contest for the best political joke.
  First prize was ten years in prison; second prize, five yea...
• As you plummet towards the rocky ground below, the Necromancer's horrid laughter is heard echoing off the prison walls, and you find yourself yourself .
  . . ....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare....
• Most men fall in love with a pretty face but find themselves bound for life to a hateful stranger, alternating endlessly between workshop and a witch's kitchen.
• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process....
• How many vegans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to get out a copy of The Ethical Consumer (or similar) and discover to his/her horror that the manufacturer (Thorn Lighting) is part of Thorn EMI who are involved in (blah blah blah....
• The Well. The town may be changed, But the well cannot be changed.
  It neither decreases nor increases. They come and go and draw from the well....
• Progress would be wonderful if only someone could find a way to shut if off for awhile!