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  Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!...
• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem....
• How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• How many evolutionists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes eight million years....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
• How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....