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• We all have our darker side. We need it; it's half of what we are.
  It's not really ugly, it's human. -- McCoy, "The Enemy Within," stardate 1673.5....
• Peace" is when nobody's shooting. A "just peace" is when our side gets what it wants. MAUDLIN
• Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic.
  (crosses stream) "As I thought," he said, "no better from *this* side." -- Eyeore...
• Propaganda must not serve the truth.
• What if they gave a war and only one side came? -- Lucife
• Here's what I know," said the physicist. "If we lived in a microscopic world, trucks would crash into walls, fly apart and then reassemble perfectly on the other side of the wall.
  This has been proven....
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  o anti-newbie, so cryptic, and so old-fashioned that it actually makes MS-DOS look like a real operating system....
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• My friend Sappo was real depressed. He said, "I can't get any girls.
  I said, "Don't worry, listen, tomorrow we're going swimming....