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• The University of California Statistics Department; where mean is normal, and deviation standard.
• California Saga...
• Men will never establish any equality with which they can be contented.
  Whatever efforts a people may make, they will never succeed in reducing all the conditions of society to a perfect level....
• It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.
  -- Ray Kroc, Founder of McDonald's [Also attributed to David Merrick....
• Getting an education at the University of California is like having $
  50.00 shoved up your ass, a nickel at a time....
• If at first you never succeed, never try Russian roulette..
• Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs in his country
  provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a university degree, influential parents, good looks, a curriculum vitae, two 3 X 4 snapshots, and a good tax record....
• Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most civilized-looking place in California .
  .. [it] is also a great place for cock-fighting, gambling of all sorts, fandangos, and various kinds of amusements and knavery....