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• A little hockey is good for your health - pick me up at 8:00?
• Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me.
  You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while....
• Nickel: Once good for getting the wrong number with.
• It's not that simple, no matter how you wish it so.
  You made public statements from a position of false authority...
• 71: 69 with two fingers up your ass. -- George Carli
• It's 00:00 GMT. Do you know where your PC is?