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When My Brain Begins To Reel From My Literary Labors, I Make An Occasional Cheese Dip.
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When my brain begins to reel from my
literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
-- Ignatius Reilly
Related:
I line my pockets with hot cheese.
I dip my pen in the blackest ink, because I am not afraid of falling into my inkpot.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
I am always glad to touch the living rock again and dip my head in the high mountain sky.
-- John Mui...
I have always thought in the back of my mind, cheese and onions. -- The Rutle
From my brain, an organ with a mind of it's own.
When I was 6 and my dad brought home one of the world's first pocket calculators, an HP-35, he tried to convince me that it had a computer inside it.
I thought that was unlikely. All the computers on Star Trek were the size of a room and had big reel-to-reel tape recorders....
Can I leave now? My brain is full.
I read the docs, but my brain got full. ;)
I downloaded my brain. Why are my blanks still disk?