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• I read the docs, but my brain got full. ;)
• I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
• There's a party in my mind, and I can never leave.
• I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain.
  Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you....
• Things are not going well with me. There is a brain-drain in my home town that has been going on for some time now and is rather thorough.
  I wanted to stay around, but was asked to leave by the rest of the permanent residents who felt I was too dumb!...
• Worf: "What have you found, Doctor?" Beverly: "Not much.
  The brain scans I've run are unusual, but there's no damage to the hypocampus....
• I'd only just put it there. But now, I will leave it there forever.
  ...Quite so, Baldrick. It can be your lucky willy. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now.
  But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Can you help me? Are you for my brain...oh, yeah!