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When You're Away, I'm Restless, Lonely Wretched, Bored, Dejected, Only Here's The Rub, My Darling Dear, I Feel The Same When You Are Hear.
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When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected, only
Here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are hear.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein, "Poems in Praise of Practically Nothing"
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