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I Must Look To My Own Dear Tiny Darling To Sustain Me In My Frail Dotage.
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I must look to my own dear tiny darling to sustain me in my frail
dotage.
But Father, surely...
Yes, Kate. I want you to become a prostitute.
-- Kate and her father : Bells
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All day long you mutter to yourself...gibber, dribble, moan, and bang your head against the wall, yelling, 'I want to die!
'. Now you may say I'm leaping to conclusions, but....
For 'tis better to die poor than to live in shame and ignominy.
No, it isn't. -- Kate and her father : Bell...
It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
What think you, my lord, of...'love'? ...You mean rumpy-pumpy? -- Kate and Edmund : Bell
Alexander: "Are you my father?" Worf: "Yes...I am your father." -- "Reunion", Stardate unknow
What would you say, my lord, if I were to say...'I love you'?
Umm...(strangled)..Well, it depends entirely on who you said it to....
The Director: [entering carrying a newspaper] Here we go people!
[starts reading the review] Boxing Day! The Lucille Lortel Theatre, blah-la-la-la… Ah-ha!...
Ross: Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn't work.
Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that's why you have got to be the bigger man here....
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment.
That's all it was. Joey, I'm-I'm sorry you feel bad, but haven't you ever sleep with a woman where it meant more to her than it did to you?...