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When You're Dining Out And You Suspect Something's Wrong, You're Probably Right.
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When you're dining out and you suspect
something's wrong, you're probably right.
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When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.
You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
If you can persuade your customer to tattoo your name on their chest, they probably will not switch brands.
-- an Indiana University professor, re: Harley-Davidson owne...
Did you hear What to do about fall-out, re-insert and shorten strokes.
Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
(Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....