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Where, Oh Where, Are You Tonight? Why Did You Leave Me Here All Alone?
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Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And I thought I'd found true love,
You met another and [Bronx cheer] you were gone!
-- Hee Haw
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