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• Where the operating system is concerned, you don't get to ask "Why?
  ." -- ...understanding Operating Systems......
• PASCAL not allowed on this system.
• Why ask why? Drink until you die.
• Ask yourself why the New York subway system, alone among the mass transit systems of the world, has maps inside rather than outside the trains.
  It's to force you to get on the wrong train in order to find out where you're going ....
• Continental Life. Why do you ask?
• No, I'm not an elitist. Why do you ask, peasant?
• You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with earth is concerned.
• You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt is concerned.