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Whistler's Mother Is Off Her Rocker.
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Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
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Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
James McNeill Whistler's (painter of "Whistler's Mother") failure in his West Point chemistry examination once provoked him to remark in later life
"If silicon had been a gas, I should have been a major general....
SMILEY -:-) punk rocke
SMILEY =:-#} punk rocker with a mustache
SMILEY =:-) smiley punk-rocke
You know this year is off to a bad start when your Mother invites your wife to lunch and tells her about the continuous bed wetting that went on through your college years.
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She's such a kinky girl, The kind you don't take home to mother.
She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street....
It takes two to make a marriage: a girl and her mother.