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• With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.
  -- Ralph Kiner, on introducing an award winne...
• Brandy Davis, an outfielder and teammate of mine with the Pittsburgh Pirates, is my choice for team captain.
  Cincinnatti was beating us 3-1, and I led off the bottom of the eighth with a walk....
• All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.
  -- Ralph Kiner, NY Sportscaste...
• Why look here for the joke? It's all around us.
• Not a woman here could vote no matter what age!
• Boxer: Winner of Shareware Magazine 1991 Editor's Choice Award!
• Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry.
  [pulls sheet off] Pre-packaged "Star Wars" characters, still in their display box?...
• Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
• Perhaps you and the jerko here could come with us.