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• WOMAN: An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.
  -- Bierce...
• WOMAN, n. An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.
  It is credited by many of the elder zoologists with a certain vestigial docility acquired in a former state of seclusion, but naturalists of the postsusananthony period, having no knowledge of the seclusion, deny the virtue and declare that such as creation's dawn beheld, it roareth now....
• When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt to defend itself when he tries to kill it.
• The feeling of being hurried is not usually the result of living a full life and having no time.
  It is, rather, born of a vague fear that we are wasting our life. -- Eric Hoffe...
• LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system -- an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy
  but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males....
• ORPHAN, n. A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude -- a privation appealing with a particular eloquence to all that is sympathetic in human nature.
  When young the orphan is commonly sent to an asylum, where by careful cultivation of its rudimentary sense of locality it is taught to know its place....
• MAN: Make Animal Noise
• I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it. -- Marilyn Monroe
• The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...