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Ya Know, Quaker Oats Make You Feel Good Twice!
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Ya know, Quaker Oats make you feel good twice!
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Salvador Dali: Surreal Killer! Quaker Oats: Cereal Killer.
Drugs can make you feel *good*. -- Lt. Ya
I don't believe that life is supposed to make you feel good, or make you feel miserable either.
Life is just supposed to make you feel. -- Gloria Naylo...
If you feel bad because you feel good and know that you will feel worse if you feel better, you are fairly well sure you are a hypochondriac.
If you feel good because you feel bad and know you will feel better if you feel worse, you are a cairdnohcopyh, because you are doing things backwards....
Homer: You better have a good reason for doing that, boy.
Jimbo: It makes me feel like a big man. Homer: Let me check my reason list....
Yeah, know how you feel!
Hey, Quaker Oates...make me some oatmeal, I'm hungry.
It's all in the mind, ya know.