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  Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! -- Calvi...
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• If I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet.
• Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
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• But now I am what I am today! A responsible citizen, and besides that.
  .. I packs a rod!" -- BULLET CROW discusses gun control...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...