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• You are confused!
• I could recommend mescaline to everyone. Listen, there's a lot of people in this room.
  If one of you fell off a roof someday, if you did that in your normal state of mind--forget it....
• I'm as confused as you are.
• You are getting more and more confused.
• Gee, your mom *looks* normal.
• You go to jail for doin' something normal. Ain't no law against peein' in public.
  They get you for indecent exposure. As long as you pee and don't zip your pants down, that's normal....
• The bear is confused; he only wants to be your friend.
• Your cat is in great need of being confused.