You Go To Jail For Doin' Something Normal. Ain't No Law Against Peein' In Public.

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You go to jail for doin' something normal. Ain't no law against peein' in
public. They get you for indecent exposure. As long as you pee and don't
zip your pants down, that's normal.
-- Dick Gregory

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