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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're reading from paper media and when you finish the page you press the spacebar.
• Maybe life is a grindstone; whether it polishes you or wears you down depends on what you're made of.
  -- Kay Fletche...
• I would not like to be a political leader in Russia.
  They never know when they're being taped. -- Richard Nixon I love America....
• The size of a mega byte of storage depends on whether you are entering data or writing a program to fit in it.
• The fascination of shooting as a sport depends on whether you are at the right or the wrong end of the gun.
  -- P. G. Wodehouse...
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You finish the last page of Moby Dick with a big smile on your face.
• Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. Sweedish Proverb
• The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.
• You are a poor girl, and if you don't like to think about it, just ask me.
  If you don't make up your mind to being that, you become one of those terrible girls that don't know whether they are millionairesses or paupers....