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• I don't understand you. -- Every man who ever lived to every woman he's ever know
• If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him.
  -- Anton Chekov...
• Man: You seem like a nice guy. Why'd they put you in here?
  Homer: 'Cause I wore a pink shirt. Man: I understand....
• You deserve to be disappointed.
• Who killed Laura Palmer????
• If you expect nothing, you won't be disappointed.
• It is very difficult to maintain a relationship based solely on mistrust.
  -- Pierce Brosnan (in Remington Steele)...
• What do you mean WE, white man?
• I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man. -- Jack E. Leonard