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• You see things; and say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?
  ' -- George Bernard Shaw...
• There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why.
  .. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?...
• I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• When I was young I observed that nine out of every ten things I did were failures, so I did ten times more work.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Why is that every time I write F you see K?
• Short-term memory? Why would you say I... uh... what were we talking about?
• The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities.
  We need men who can dream of things that never were. -- John F. Kennedy...