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• You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were
  and I say "Why not?" -- George Bernard Shaw, "Back to Methuselah" [No, it wasn't J....
• There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why.
  .. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?...
• I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• When I was young I observed that nine out of every ten things I did were failures, so I did ten times more work.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. -- George Bernard Shaw
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say.
  And then say it with the utmost levity. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• I my self have been particularly careful never to say a civil word to the United States.
  I have scoffed at their inhabitants as a nation of villagers....