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• gig /jig/ or /gig/ n. [SI] See quantifiers.
• Gig drives - the Spice of the 90'
• One old lady turns to another: "Oooh, who did your hair?
  Who did your hair? My God, your hair looks like a wig!...
• Shatner, when the wig fell.
• Never lose your sense of the superficial. -- Lord Northcliffe
• You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though of course I would defend your right to remain seated should you so decide.
  -- Ira Glasser, head of the ACLU, -- conversation with conservative William F. Buckley, 1994...
• If you learn to watch people, you will have no need for movies. -- G.I.G.
• Cast your burden on the Lord and he will sustain you. -- Psalm 55:22
• Delight yourself in the Lord, and He will give you the desires of your heart...