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One Old Lady Turns To Another: "Oooh, Who Did Your Hair?
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One old lady turns to another: "Oooh, who did your hair? Who did your hair?
My God, your hair looks like a wig!"
She says, "It is a wig."
The first one says, "Is that so? You could never tell."
-- Larry Best
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