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Professor: Doomsday Device? Ah, Now The Ball's In Farnsworth's Court.
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Professor: Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's
court. I suppose I could part with one and still be feared.
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I used to be a-feared of Witches, Now I are one.
Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?" Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?
And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you Professor Farnsworth.
I now present you with the Academy Prize, which we confiscated from Dr....
Hermes: "I miss my wife and my oxygen." Professor Farnsworth
Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases....
One that feared God and eschewed evil. -- Old Testament -- Job i, 1
Well, I suppose one regards it as an optional extra.
Professor: "Oh, vanity, thy name is Professor Farnsworth.
Dr. Zoidberg: "Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde - last word