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Leela: "Where Were You At 10pm Last Night?" Professor Farnsworth: "Where Am I Now?
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Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?"
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And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you Professor Farnsworth.
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I prefer to stay where I am, thank you.
Where am I? Who are these people?
Memory fault - where am I?