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Fry: I Refuse To Testify On The Grounds That My Organs Will Be Chopped Up Into A Patty.
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Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be
chopped up into a patty.
Judge Whitey: Ah, the sixty-seventh ammendment.
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I feel like alien cells are replicating and superseding my internal organs. -- Howard The Duck