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• All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one of my livers.
  I can get by with one. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• Marge appears in the dream, then awakens Homer] Marge
  Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes till our usual bedtime....
• Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very complicated man.
  [Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his head] Home...
• Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's license.
  Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair. Patty...
• Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here? Home
  [in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!...