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• Well, of course I'm worried. Well, of course you are.
  It's not every day a man wakes up to find he's a screaming bender with no more right to live on God's clean earth than a weasel....
• I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
• You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
• I'm confused - more than usual, that is.
• Hey, you know what'd cheer you up? You should get yourself a puppy.
  Amy "A puppy? Nibbler loved to eat puppies...." -Leela...
• Never express yourself more clearly than you think. -- N. Boh
• Bollocks, said Pooh, being more forthright than usual.