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Hey, You Know What'd Cheer You Up? You Should Get Yourself A Puppy.
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"Hey, you know what'd cheer you up? You should get yourself a puppy." -Amy
"A puppy? Nibbler loved to eat puppies...." -Leela
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What do you give a dead baby for xmas? A dead puppy.
Amy: Bender, you should be more ashamed of yourself than usual.
Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot? Professor: No. Why would I know that?
This week somebody sent a puppy to the President. The puppy was a Democrat.
You could tell--he had his eyes open! -- Senator Claghorn (Kenny Delmar)...
If you want to cheer up, cheer up someone.
The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough time
and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility....
If your father told you he could determine the sex of a puppy by looking at the bottoms of its feet, he was lying.
Young lovers, shop around before you buy. Puppy love is often the prelude to a dog's life.
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother--and they'll settle for a puppy every time.
-- Winston Pendelto...