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• What is the largest fish in the world? A whale you say?
  WRONG. A whale is a mammal. The largest fish in the world is the whale shark - measuring over 70 feet....
• Have you changed your tofu water today?
• The score didn't really reflect the outcome.
• If you want a man to do fair work for you, let him have fair play. -- George Prentice
• You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. But that's not *fair*!
  Of course it's not fair. We're *evil*. Look it up....
• A New York City judge ruled that if two women behind you at the movies insist on discussing the probable outcome of the film, you have the right to turn around and blow a Bronx cheer at them.
• You may be redneck... if you get your oil changed by your barber.