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You're Damned If You Do, And Damned If You Don't. But That's Not *fair*!
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... You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
But that's not *fair*!
Of course it's not fair. We're *evil*. Look it up.
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-- Lorenzo Dow...
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If you want a man to do fair work for you, let him have fair play. -- George Prentice
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