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• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• The harder I work, the luckier I get. -- Sam Goldwy
• Homer: I was rude to every one of you, and you saved my life when you could've just left me to fry like the proverbial pancake that I am.
  Marge: Aw, Homer, I'm so glad to hear you say that. -- "Homer the Heretic...
• I understand life and the universe. Cats are beyond me.
• I have done the state some service, and they know 't.
  No more of that. I pray you, in your letters, When you shall these unlucky deeds relate, Speak of me as I am...
• Look, I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
  I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis....
• Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on child support for the last four months.
  Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_ a lot of good men out there....