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Bender: Grab A Shovel. I'm Only One Skull Short Of A Mousketeer Reunion.
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Bender: Grab a shovel. I'm only one skull short of a Mousketeer reunion.
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.. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
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I got real close to seeing Elvis, but then my shovel broke.
Professor: Being captain is about intuition and heart.
A good captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender is perfect for the job....
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