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• Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your pornography ring.
  Leela "In fact, that's why we love you." -Zoidberg...
• Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
  Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans....
• Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• Bender: "Aw, I think I got whiplash." Leela: "You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
  Bender: "I meant ass whiplash....
• Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
  Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
• Are you all right?" -Leela "Ah, it's nothing a a law suit won't cure." -Bende
• Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave-robbing. Bender: I'll get my kit!
• I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.
  Fry "That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out....