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Professor: The Tanker Has Six-thousand Hulls, So, Unlike Me, It's Entirely Leak-proof.
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Professor: The tanker has six-thousand hulls, so, unlike me,
it's entirely leak-proof.
Related:
Leak proof seals-will.
Leak proof seals-will, self-starters-won't.
Has a leak in his ceiling.
Data: "We are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain.
I have pores, humans have pores. I have fingerprints, humans have fingerprints....
When I was young I was sure of everything; in a few years, having been mistaken a thousand times, I was not half so sure of most things as I was before
at present, I am hardly sure of anything but what God has revealed to me. -- John Wesley...
Sodom and Gomorrah! Wicked people destroyed by a tremendous conflagration, belching forth fire, hell, and brimstone from the heavens!
Wicked people stooped to debaucheries, degeneracies, and perversion!...
exercise, left as an adj. [from technical books] Used to complete a proof when one doesn't mind a handwave, or to avoid one entirely.
The complete phrase is: "The proof [or `the rest'] is left as an exercise for the reader....
exercise, left as an: [from technical books] Used to complete a proof when one doesn't mind a {handwave}, or to avoid one entirely.
The complete phrase is: "The proof [or `the rest'] is left as an exercise for the reader....
We work out entirely too much. We waste time. A friend of mine runs marathons.
He always talks about this "runner's high." But he has to go twenty-six miles for it....