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• Me no internet, only janitor, me just wax floors.
• Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar; never spread it around like marmalade.
  -- Noel Coward...
• Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared
  Groundskeeper Willy! Lisa: [gasps] Oh my God!...
• Brockman: [on air] And as my final newscast draws to a close, I'm reminded of a few of the events that brought me closer to you
  he collapse of the Soviet Union, premium ice cream price wars, dogs that were mistakenly issued major credit cards, and others who weren't so lucky....
• Harvey: A romantic vacation can provide titillation.
  Sensual, sanitary seclusion awaits you at any of America's fine AAA-approved motor lodges....
• here is no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary.
  In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade' appears to be missing....
• You have class, Claire! You have class up the butt!! -- Janitor Joe, _A Sinful Life_
• Oh joy! Oh rapture!
• Oh Boy!