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• Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal.
  And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....
• I gave Herb all the money I had in the world, and he still treats me like something he pulled out of his ear.
  -- Homer laments his fate, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I love every living creature." -Leela "Even me?" -Fry "As a friend." -Leela
• A great man shows his greatness by the way he treats other men. -- Thomas Carlyle
• If he had half a brain, his ass would be lopsided.
• A one-eyed man is able to see, A lame man is able to tread.
  He treads on the tail of the tiger. The tiger bites the man....
• We've been told about one cool dude of a pimp who has so many girls on the street that he's up to his alligators in ass.
• Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
  Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?...
• Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.